In a result which has shocked us ladies at the 'Even Looser Women' show, you've decided you prefer Heinz Beans best! You voted and voted in the polls but Heinz came out on top!
Oh yes, it seems the days of students going for the Basics 17 pence beans (Lucy knows!) are long gone! Maybe you're getting more loan or maybe you just like your quality beans but either way you're forking out the pennies for the high-end beans of the market!
Who'd have thought it?! When we started this debate we thought Basics or at least Supermarket own-brand beans would triump but how wrong we were!
This has turned the whole 'Big Question 1' on it's head! Shocking! I think we're going to have to think of a whole new feature for next year's show! What will it be?! Who knows! You best tune in and find out!
Well, who'd have thought it?! You guys have voted and the polls have closed for the 'Big Question 2' and the result: a tie! Yes, really! Shocking! And no, I haven't rigged the results! If I had my way it would've been Simon Cowell AKA 'The Box' all the way! *sigh!*
It seems that you guys have just as much love for Phillip Schofield AKA the 'Silver Fox' as you do for Simon Cowell AKA 'The Box'! Who'd have thought it?! Maybe you love Phillip's cheeky grin or could it be his silky, silvery mane? And what about 'The Box'? Is it Simon Cowell's high-waisted trousers or perma-tan which had you voting?!
I'd actually really love to know so get commenting back to me! Thanks for the votes!
Yes, in news that's had us cracking up on the show, it's been announced the latest craze sweeping America is...male girdles! Girdles, I hear you say? ? Yes, those things that women wear to suck their wobbly bits in! Nice!
Apparantly there's big bucks being spent on these 'mirdles' in a bid to hide those bulging bellies! Just check out the pics! Now me and the girls have been discussing this and we agree: it's not sexy one bit! Sure, it might make the guy look better from the outside but the fat's still there, hiding underneath! And I'm sure taking one of them off would definitely kill the flame in the bedroom department! Sexy? I don't think so!
I just hope the craze doesn't hit Britain any time soon!
Oh yes! I've finally managed to upload clips of our show and what a show I picked - yes it's the Tim Malone show; probably my favourite show of the whole year!
Just click on the player on the right hand side: I'm sorry it's small but HTML coding is very confusing, don't you know! If you click on 'open player in new window' it should open it so you can actually read the track listing!
Why should I listen? Well you'll hear why Tim Malone is top of the leaderboard, find out just why we were discussing smelly necks and hear Lucy getting her words muddled up! Enjoy!
Now as you loyal fans of the show will know, we test our guests every week to see if they're true students. They face the nail-biting, un-nerving question of what beans do they buy: Heinz, Branston, Supermarket own or Basics?
Well, if you were listening to last week's show you'd have heard Jack Green admit he was a true bean snob by only going for Heinz! Get him! So where's the best place if you want to be a snob and go for the Heinz?
It's Asda at a staggering 38p for a huge 414 gram tin! Wowee! Now, that may sound cheap but if you compare that with 25p for their own brand where you get 5 more grams of yummy beans you'll see you've been a victim of that cheeky thing that is daylight robbery!
The point? Don't be a bean snob! (But if you do, go to Asda!)
P.S. Don't forget to vote on the polls on the right-hand side to show how much of a real student you are!
Well on the show we're still recovering from the sad news that the entire cast of the current series of SKINS is being cut but it seems some of them are already moving on!
Nicholas Hoult AKA Tony has landed the part of playing a Hannibal Lectar-type murderer in the new film 'Sidetracked'! He plays the part of a murderer who scalps his female victims! Nice! The 19 year old heads off to start filming in Sweden next week and it sounds like he can't wait:
"I play a man who goes around killing people with an axe - it's great fun!"
But it sounds like he hasn't turned his back on his SKINS friends though:
"I've made some amazing friends on the show that I know will be friends for life."
Aww, bless! Well, this part sounds just slightly different to the character of Tony but us ladies of the 'Even Looser Women' show can't wait to see the final film! Go Nicholas!
After having my own MySpace page hacked into a few months ago and the news that the number of scams have gone up in the area, I thought it'd be a good idea to look into the top 10 most commonly used passwords.
Now on the show, we're careful with our passwords and luckily our passwords don't match any of the list but if yours does, I'd change it...and fast! Now this list is only according to http://www.modernlifeisrubbish.co.uk/but I'd say it's pretty accurate! Take a look for yourself:
1. 123 : Oh yes, some people really silly enough to go for a simple numerical sequence; nearly 4 in 1000 of you to be precise!
2. Password : Two words: Oh dear!
3. Liverpool: 1 in 550 people have this team as their password: pure dedication or pure stupidity?
4. Letmein: Like a modern day 'Open Sesame' - yeah, because no-one would ever guess this one!
5. 123456: Wow, you guys really are clever!
6. Qwerty: 1 in 700 of you pick this simple keyboard sequence as your password.
7. Charlie: The most common name for a password. Nothing to do with it's slang usage? No?
8. Monkey: No real reasoning behind this one: maybe monkeys are just popular? :S
9. Arsenal: Could this have anything to do with it's first four letters being a swear word?
10. Thomas: 1 in 1000 of you pick this one. Why? Not a clue!
So there you have it: the top 10 most commonly used passwords in the UK at the moment! Is yours up there? I'm guessing so! Change it and fast! If you don't and you get hacked into, there's no-one to blame but you!
In news that's had us excited for weeks on the show, Gladiators is finally back on Sky One next month and about time too! The show Saturday nights were made for is back with the eliminator, good old Jon Anderson and a new batch of Gladiators!
But have you seen them? They're so not as impressive the Jets, Trojans and Rhinos of the past show! :( With names like Tempest, Altlas and Spartan I don't think the new competitors are going to be quite as scared as they used to be! Just check out the muscles on them - impressive but not quite up to Gladiator standard.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still really excited and can't wait for Jon Anderson to shout the immortal words; "Are you READY?!" I'm sure I'll be tuning in next month although I have a feeling I'll be rather disappointed!
I wonder if they're going to include such classic rounds as the Gauntlet, the Wall and of course, the mighty eliminator! We can only wait and cross our fingers!
Yes, in news that had Lucy wooping for joy on this week's show, Daniel Craig has revealed he loves being James Bond so much he says he'll only retire when "his joints go!"
Phew! And as the hunk is only 40 we can cross our fingers, retirement will be a good few years away yet! And in news which will have Lucy even more excited, he's also revealed there'll be just a "little nudity" in the new film Quantum of Solace due for UK release on 31st October. Rather disappointingly though he adds "...it might not be full". Damn!
Now whether you love Daniel Craig or hate him (although I can't think of a good reason why anyone would hate him!) you can't say he hasn't done well! Casino Royale was the highest grossing Bond film ever taking in a staggering £325 billion globally! Wowee!
Here's the trailer for Casino Royale just to remind you of how HOT Daniel Craig is! Hurry up October I say!!
Oh yes, it's come to the end of the year and not even the cheeky chappy that is Jack Green could manage to knock Tim Malone off the top of the leaderboard; see the board on the right-hand side!
Jack put in a stirling effort on this week's show but let himself down on a number of things...although he did still manage to finish with a very respectable 8! Why did Jack end up in second then?
Well....Jack had to take a call on his mobile not once, not twice but a massive three times whilest we were on air...tut, tut! Although it was his mum so he won some points back for being a Mummy's boy! Jack also revealed he was a true bean snob by announcing it was "Heinz all the way!" Shocking! He even screwed his nose up when Laura presented him with a present from the 'Even Looser Women' - a tin of Branston Beans!
So there you have it, our show is over for this year, sob sob! But we WILL be back next year and we already have some new ideas which should make for even better radio! I bet you can't wait...I know I can't!
The latest rumour doing the rounds is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have tied the knot in a private ceremony in New Orleans. The ceremony apparantly took place last weekend. It all sounds a bit normal for them!
When we talked about this on the show we came up with a startling discovery! We no longer care! Yes, that's right! The guy that we used to lovingly gaze up at in our teenager years is no longer a hunk!
Maybe it's the fact that he's old, he is 44 after all! Or maybe it's because he's now all settled down and a doting dad but that's normally a turn on! I think it must be his looks! They have suffered a bit in recent years! Maybe it's the stress of bein a dad! Just compare these two pics! Get my point?
So there you have it: Brad Pitt is no longer HOT in our eyes! Shocker! I think he's now been replaced by Daniel Craig! Definitely for Lucy anyway as she likes to tell us in every show!
This week I decided to do the top ten hangover cures... after experiencing a particularly horrible hangover myself on Thursday! And with the end of the year coming up I thought lots of you might benefit from this post! Most of them are obvious but there are a few which might surprise you; I'd try them at your peril though! Read on and you'll see what I mean!
1. Lots of water; Ok this is a pretty obvious one like I said but it works! It's when you can't even drink water that you know that you're in big trouble!
2. Greasy food; Personally I can't think of anything worse when hungover than greasy eggs and beans but lots of you swear by this one!
3. Tomatoes; Yes, those people who swear by Bloody Marys the morning after the night before may not actually be as crazy as you thought! Tomatoes are rich in vitamin C which gets zapped after a night out.
4. Sex; The exercise gets the blood flowing to your head (amongst other body parts) and will have you feeling wide awake in no time!
5. Hair of the dog; I can't say I've tried this one myself but lots of people swear by it. If you think drinking yet even more alcohol will cure your hangover; beware! It will only work for so long!
6. Go for a run; Yes, get up and get out of that bed! The exercise will help you flush out last night's toxins and leave you with a more positive outlook (if not completely exhausted!)
7. Vitamins; Vitamins such as B1 and C found in sports drinks like Lucoazade help you to deal with the alcohol churning in your stomach!
8. Drink brine pickle; This one is one of the more....alternative remedies! Apparantly the brine pickles are bottled in helps to shift your hangover!
9. Caffiene; Many people swear by black coffee, tea or sugary fizzy drinks as an instant fix but the fix will only last so long! Caffiene causes dehydration which could leave you feeling even worse!
10. Go back to bed; If all else fails, go back to bed. You're clearly in need of desperate sleep and a little bit of TLC; just don't tell the boss!
So will you be drinking brine pickle water and going for a run next time you're hungover?! Hmm, me neither! I think I'll stick to the bacon sandwiches with lots of brown sauce! If you have any tips, please comment back!
If you were listening to the show yesterday you'd have heard us talking about this story. Apparantly Sienna Miller has been missing fiance Rhys Ifans just a tad.....so much infact that she's taken to texting him all day everyday.
Now how many texts would you send your fiance everyday if he was 5000 miles away? 15? 20? Well it seems slightly more than that if you're Miss Miller! She managed to send Ifans a staggering 53 text messages in.....8 hours! Yes, that's 8 hours, not even a whole day! Yikes!
But it seems Sienna's friends aren't impressed at her latest antics and have told her that if she doesn't stop soon she's going to get repetetive strain injury. So what's Sienna done? Stop texting? Don't be silly! Simply changed to the other hand!
Now am I the only one who's confused at this couple? Don't get me wrong: Sienna Miller is a stunning lady but Rhys Ifans....? If you look back at Jude Law...now there's a hunk! It must've been a bit of a change to go from Jude to Rhys!
Yesterday we were talking about this and came to a conclusion: Pretty boys are never nice! They cheat and they lie but those less fortunate in the looks departments.....well, they're nicer and more thankful to have you!
So it's simple then; go for a minger and get treated well! Hmm, now that doesn't sound like much fun!
Oh yes! As you can see by the feature on the right hand side I decided it'd be a good idea to sort out a leader board to rate the guests featured on our show so far!
Currently Tim Malone is top of the bunch. Why did he get such a high 9 whilest Steve Eveleigh only got a pathetic 6 I hear you cry?
Well...many, many reasons! Firstly Tim somehow managed to persuade us he was the perfect boyfriend! How? Well he treasures his soppy Valentines card and took his girlfriend to a Take That concert amongst other things (although I have a feeling the Take That concert was as much for him as his girlfriend!) He also made us re-evaluate the Big Question One by throwing in the suggestion that if Heinz beans were on offer it somehow made them less posh! How confusing!
Stevie on the other hand...well Stevie had to be reminded he was on the show the day and even a few hours before hand....but still managed to turn up twenty minutes late! Yes, the show is only an hour long so we near enough missed out on his words of wisdom for nearly half the show! Tut Tut!
We can only wait and see if next week's guest Jack Green can come anywhere near Malone! And with the show being a special 'Challenge Week' show, thanks to the Tom and Dan show before us, it certainly looks like it's going to be a must listen!
Yes exactly! What is there to say about Mr Schofield?! Well, as avid listeners of the show will already know each week we have the 'BIG question 2': Who's better 'The Silver Fox' AKA Phillip Schofield or 'The Box' AKA Simon Cowell?
Now...if you look at my past posts you'll see there've been a number of posts about The Box but none about The Silver Fox and this has got me in trouble with the other ladies on the show. So, what can I say about Mr Schofield?
Well....I typed his name into some well known search engines to try to find some recent stories about him....and came up with nothing! Zilch! Now according to Laura, he may have 'nice teeth, nice hair and a nice smile' but sadly that's where it ends for him. He's boring and in no way better than The Box.
Although looking at recent pics of both The Silver Fox and The Box I came up with a startling discovery. They are very similar in looks! In fact: I think Mr Cowell may even turn into Mr Schofield when he's older! Check out the pics for yourselves and decide!
I told you! Almost like they're twins! You heard it here first people!
For this week's top ten, I decided to look at the top ten buzzwords of the year so far according to TIME magazine.... Yes these are apparently going to be the words on the tips of everybody's tongues for the next few months or so although how successful they'll actually be, I'm not so sure! I think maybe you should decide for yourself;
1. COUGAR: An older woman who romantically pursues younger men. This one's funny. Imagine someone calling you a Cougar because you have a toy boy! Nice!
2. SURGE: Used to describe the influx of American troops into Iraq in January e.g. "Is the surge working?". Nothing really to say about this one.
3. PREVIVOR: Someone who doesn't have cancer but does have pre-cancerous cells or a genetic mutation which increases the risk of developing it: a pre-survivor. I'm not really sure how they came up with this one! I can't really imagine going into a hospital and a doctor calling you a 'previvor'.
4. POPCORN LUNG: A rare, life-threatening lung disease that can be caused by inhaling a chemical used in butter flavoring. Watch out for that popcorn people! And you thought it was just an innocent cinema snack!
5. COLBERT BUMP: Similar to the Oprah effect on book sales, the boost in popularity ratings a political candidate gets after appearing on The Colbert Report (some American chat show, I'm guessing!) I don't think this one's ever going to catch on here! The 'Jonathon Ross Bump' doesn't quite have the same ring to it!
6. GRASS STATION: Used to describe the newer alternatives to today's fossil fueled petrol (or if you're in America, gas) station. These include ethanol, biofuels and apparently even grass! Imagine saying ' I'm just nipping to the grass station, dear!' Umm no!
7. LOCAVORE: The word describes the growing trend of eating fresh, locally grown ingredients. Where the actual word comes from I don't have a clue! Anyone know?! And in what context would you use it? 'Are you a Locavore?!' :S
8. BACN: No it's nothing to do with the pig product! The term describes news alerts and other e-mails we sign up for but never actually get around to reading! This one could actually work, when you think about spam - it's a similar idea which caught on quite quickly.
9. VAJAYJAY: This word is used as an alternative to vagina. Apparantly it was made popular in Grey's Anatomy because the network didn't want to use the real word. Yeah, because I'm sure that really worked in a serious medical drama!
10. Freegan: A combination of the words "free" and "vegan," the term describes an anti-consumer who shuns mainstream consumerism and even 'Dumpster dives' for clothing and other essentials! Classy! Basically this just refers to the people that are too tight to buy things themselves!
Now you may have thought Mr Baron Cohen might have had enough of terrorising the Yanks after Borat but it seems not. His latest creation, camp Austrian TV reporter Bruno isn't proving a hit the other side of the pond either.
The comic was in Kansas filming the mockumentary, which typically saw the TV presenter interacting with locals. But it seems they weren't his biggest fans when it came to his dress sense! In particular it seems they weren't too impressed when it came to his tight hot pants! I wonder why not?!
Local newspapers reported that a "European man" was "putting security on red alert" by "stripping down to tight shorts and dancing in the lobby of Wichita Airport". Even the thought of it's making me smile!
But was terrorising the nation with little, little shorts enough for the funnyman? Of course not! They then decided to interrupt an Easter play in Kansas whilest wearing.....chains! Oops!
I think that documentary is definitely going to be a must-see when it's released!
It's been confirmed that the entire SKINS cast have been axed ahead of the third series of the hit drama! Why, I hear you ask!?
Well apparently it was always planned to swap the cast around once every two years to keep the drama "fresh and exciting". So there you have it. But aren't the producers worried they could be making a terrible mistake? Brian Elsley, the execuctive producer, thinks not.
"There are risks associated with dumping a cast, but it's exciting - we never stand still and we can tell stories in a new way."
So get ready for a brand new series of the hit drama probably next year and in the mean time get ready to say a sad farewell to your old favourites!
Ah yes, this post is certainly going to go in Mr Cowell's favour and maybe even earn 'The Box' a few extra votes in the poll!
Simon Cowell may be starting to shed that nasty, uncaring image! He's just paid off the mortgage of a US couple who are struggling to pay for their daughter's cancer treatment. Madeline Stoen's parents were struggling to pay the £80,000 debt because they had to travel 100 miles everyday to visit their daughter in hospital.
Cowell said he knew he had to help and has now promised to be three year old Madeline's "guardian angel". And it seems this might not be the end of Mr Cowell's generosity....
"I never knew doing good could feel so good"
So there you have it! Proof if ever I saw it that I've been right to fight in 'The Box's' corner for all these weeks! Listen into the next show to try and hear the girls fight for the 'Silver Fox' Phillip Schofield now!
Following the rather sad news that one in three men would ditch a lover who made them miss a footie match...I started to wonder what men would actually do to prove their love for us!
Apparently just because guys aren't constantly professing their love for us, it doesn't mean they aren't thinking it! Hmm, right! So what are things to look out for? What are the sly clues? Well here's the top ten I found, although I'm not so sure how accurate they are!
1. He wears that nasty horrible flowery shirt you bought him out of sheer love, even though his mates completely rip him apart!
2. He'll miss footie on a Saturday afternoon to come shopping with you! (Like I said earlier, I don't think this one actually ever happens!)
3. When you go round to his house you'll find Marmite in his cupboards, even though he hates the brown gloopy stuff!
4. He invites you on a lad's night out, even though you know he'd hate you to go!
5. He introduces you to his parents before he's even met yours! Eeeek!
6. He agrees to attend a Take That concert with you! (You know he secretly adores that Mark Owen really!)
7. He chooses a mini break in Venice with you over a lad's break in Ibiza!
8. He'll wait hours outside Topshop for you while you try every single item on. Twice!
9. He'll hold your hair back when you're being sick. Infront of all his mates!
10. He'll have your extra soppy Valentines Card on display in his room, next to his Alicia Cuthbert poster!
So there you have the top ten clues that show he actually loves you! How true this actually is I'm not sure but keep checking back to this page to hear our latest guest Tim Malone try to convince us he's the perfect boyfriend.....even if he did forget his girlfriend's birthday!!
Oh yes! The high-waisted trouser man himself has been reportedly offered £1 million, yes that's £1 million! to be the new face of the sex drug!
And his response?
"I just said, 'Sorry, that'd be a f******* insult!'"
That'd be a thumbs down then! But Viagra isn't the only reason Mr Cowell has been in the news this week! He has revealed the reason why he still hasn't popped the question to his long suffering girlfriend of 5 years, Terri!
"The truth is that you get married and in a year or two they clean you out! It's just not going to work."
Hang on a second! Surely he's just accused his girlfriend of 5 years (!) of being a golddigger?!!
Now I think Mr Cowell is very charming man (when he wants to be!) but if he accused me of being a golddigger! I'd be out of there in a second! I mean, just how insulting does he want to be to the poor girl?!
I think Simon may have to start looking for a new girlfriend again very soon! Oh dear me!
Stoke's most famous pop star Robbie Williams claims he has seen UFO's 3 times in his life. Robbie "swears" his seen the objects both in Britain and in Beverley Hills. And the singer has even gone as far as to say he's going to quit music to become a "fulltime Ufologist!" In my opinion, the sooner the better!
I can't say what it is in particular I don't like about the man! Perhaps it's his pure arrogance or the fact he basically destroyed my favourite boyband of the 90's or it might be that he simply looks like he might smell (in my opinion!) Either way I don't think it's a great loss to the British music scene!
Now to end this post with a quote from the man himself:
Yes, you read that right! According to some survey sex is only the tenth most popular thing to do in bed! But what, I hear you ask, could come above that?! Well here's the top 10 but how accurate it is I'm not sure! :
1. Sleep 2. Talking 3. TV 4. Net Surfing 5. Reading 6. Listening to music 7. Using Phone 8. Work 9. Computer games 10. Sex
So there we have it! Apparantly we're a nation which would rather play computer games and do work in bed, than have sex!
Please can I have some feedback on this one! Surely we can't be that boring?!
A new survey (God knows who by!) has revealed woman lie an average of three times a day whilst men tell a whopping great five a day! Oh dear!
Apparently your top favourite lies are; "Nothing's wrong", "I'm fine", "Nice to see you" and "I haven't got any cash on me"! So there you have it! But if you look at those lies they're all pretty harmless "white" lies.
I mean, if you see someone you don't really like but have to talk to, you can't just say "horrible to see you"! Imagine the fighting that would occur in a world without lies! If a woman asked her boyfriend if she looked nice and he honestly told her she didn't, oooh imagine it! Poor guy!
Personally I think lying is fine if it's for the right reasons! I find myself lying quite a lot just to try and keep the peace! But maybe I should try and stop. Honesty is the best policy and all that malarkey right.......?!
According to FHM the former Mrs McCartney looks set to feature quite highly in the men's magazine's famous list. The former model has apparantly been recieving thousands of votes a day in recent weeks. This is a huge jump compared with the 15 a day she was receiving before.
"With her pin-sharp power suits and model good-looks, thousands of FHM readers have realised she's about to become the world's most eligible - and richest - single woman."
These are the wise words of FHM's deputy editor Chris Bell. But wait,what was that he said about her becoming one of the world's richest women...?!Oh yes...of course I forgot about herbitter custody battle with Sir Paul McCartney!
If rumours are to be believed Macca's apparently put away £25 million.....yes that's £25 million(!!) of his£825 million for a cash settlement!
Not bad work for putting up with a wrinkly rocker for 4 years of marriage Miss Mills!
But Heather faces stiff competition if she wants to top the list...and thus adorn thousands of men's bedroom walls. Currently topping the list is Girls Aloud babe Cheryl Cole (or is it Tweedy?!) and last year's winner Jessica Alba.
Hmm, God I think it's going to be a tough one this year! Just check out the vid below showing Miss Mills' (very public) break down on TV.
Now which would guys find hotter; a Girls Aloud video or this?! Two words: Oh Dear!
Oh, yes! That's right! We all know that you guys like to check women out but according to new research (God knows who works these things out!) you waste one year of your lives doing it!
Oh dear...This is even more tragic than I'd ever imagined! Apparantly "Mr Average" checks out 11....yes, 11 girls every day for an average of 2 minutes each! I'm sorry but I don't believe this one - if a guy stared at me for a full 2 minutes I'd be seriously freaked out and I'm sure I'd notice! As it is I don't really notice guys staring at me....maybe i just don't get "checked out"! *sigh*
Anyway back to the topic...this research says guys first stare at women's boobs, then her bum and then her legs! Erm, excuse me but what about the face?! Surely guys see a girl's face, think oh she's pretty then look at the rest of her?! Maybe I'm just living in fantasy land! This adds up to 134 hour or 5 and 1/2 days a year or 350 days in a lifetime! Does anyone else agree this is just a stupid waste of time? Oh dear!
Funnily girls on the other hand check out a guy's eyes, then his bum and then smell his aftershave! I think they've hit the nail on the head on this one! Nice eyes are a must...and nice aftershave too - for some reason if a guy smells nice I think it can make them more attractive! Does anyone else agree or am I just a total weirdo?!
Comments back would be greatly appreciated on this one!
Paris Hilton has indeed won herself the title of "Woman of the year"!
But who, I hear you ask?! Who in their right mind would call the hotel heiress this? Well people take a deep breath and prepare to re-evaluate everything you've been told........!
The chaps at Harvard....! Yes that's Harvard- the American University well known for it's prestige and clever people have decided that potty Paris is the woman they've most admired for the last twelve months!!
OK I must admit it's not as crazy as it first seems...! Paris was actually granted the title by the University's humour magazine 'Harvard Lampoon'.
"Harvard is HOT!"
Paris announced as she picked up the award 10 days ago. Check out her cheesy acceptance speech (nicely re-mixed to some music may I add!) on YouTube:
But how does the "Woman of the year" go out and celebrate I hear you ask?! Ah well Miss Hilton did what she does best....Yes, she went to a bar, got deliriously drunk, sung karaoke (to her sell out 'hit' single "Stars are blind" - which if anyone can actually remember I'd love to hear from you!) and then proceeded to fall out of her top!
God, it's a hard life being "Woman of the year"!
Now for us to try and gauge exactly what crudentials make a woman the "Woman of the year" let's have a look back through the past twelve months of Paris' life!!
Oh yes....who could forget her jail sentencing in June 2007. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation for an earlier reckless driving charge. But did she serve this month and a half.......? Erm, no! Strangely she only served 22 days in the end - this included a day long home confinement! Ah...the joys of being a hotel heiress! Upon release Hilton claimed she was a 'changed woman' and promised to visit Rwanda....Erm, if anyone can remember when she actually did I'd love to hear from you!
Strangely when I tried to find the other things Miss Hilton had done in a year I drew a blank...unless you count the endless nights of partying and carrying a silly looking dog around in a bag (which i might now add she's being looked into for animal cruelty!) an accomplishment!
So to sum up this post what have we learnt? Well, if you want to be crowned "Woman of the year" by the peeps at Harvard next year you just need to party, clutch an ugly dog under your arm and do some jail time!
Ah, and who said the great Hollywood icons are dead?!
Even Looser Women...in the afternoon: Amy, Laura and Lucy
This is a fun filled hour-long radio show filled with friendly banter and....well whatever else we feel like really! With a special male guest (for an alternative, often wrong :P, opinion) it's a must listen!
If you were listening to the show yesterday you'd have heard us talking about this story. Apparantly Sienna Miller has been missing fiance Rhys Ifans just a tad.....so much infact that she's taken to texting him all day everyday.
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