Paris Hilton wins "Woman of the year"....?!?!? Surely some mistake?!

Yes you've read that right!

Paris Hilton has indeed won herself the title of "Woman of the year"!

But who, I hear you ask?! Who in their right mind would call the hotel heiress this? Well people take a deep breath and prepare to re-evaluate everything you've been told........!

The chaps at Harvard....! Yes that's Harvard- the American University well known for it's prestige and clever people have decided that potty Paris is the woman they've most admired for the last twelve months!!

OK I must admit it's not as crazy as it first seems...! Paris was actually granted the title by the University's humour magazine 'Harvard Lampoon'.

"Harvard is HOT!"

Paris announced as she picked up the award 10 days ago. Check out her cheesy acceptance speech (nicely re-mixed to some music may I add!) on YouTube:

But how does the "Woman of the year" go out and celebrate I hear you ask?! Ah well Miss Hilton did what she does best....Yes, she went to a bar, got deliriously drunk, sung karaoke (to her sell out 'hit' single "Stars are blind" - which if anyone can actually remember I'd love to hear from you!) and then proceeded to fall out of her top!

God, it's a hard life being "Woman of the year"!

Now for us to try and gauge exactly what crudentials make a woman the "Woman of the year" let's have a look back through the past twelve months of Paris' life!!

Oh yes....who could forget her jail sentencing in June 2007. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation for an earlier reckless driving charge. But did she serve this month and a half.......? Erm, no! Strangely she only served 22 days in the end - this included a day long home confinement! Ah...the joys of being a hotel heiress! Upon release Hilton claimed she was a 'changed woman' and promised to visit Rwanda....Erm, if anyone can remember when she actually did I'd love to hear from you!

Strangely when I tried to find the other things Miss Hilton had done in a year I drew a blank...unless you count the endless nights of partying and carrying a silly looking dog around in a bag (which i might now add she's being looked into for animal cruelty!) an accomplishment!

So to sum up this post what have we learnt? Well, if you want to be crowned "Woman of the year" by the peeps at Harvard next year you just need to party, clutch an ugly dog under your arm and do some jail time!

Ah, and who said the great Hollywood icons are dead?!