Simon Cowell (AKA "The Box") : the new face of Viagra?

Oh yes! The high-waisted trouser man himself has been reportedly offered £1 million, yes that's £1 million! to be the new face of the sex drug!

And his response?

"I just said, 'Sorry, that'd be a f******* insult!'"

That'd be a thumbs down then! But Viagra isn't the only reason Mr Cowell has been in the news this week! He has revealed the reason why he still hasn't popped the question to his long suffering girlfriend of 5 years, Terri!

"The truth is that you get married and in a year or two they clean you out! It's just not going to work."

Hang on a second! Surely he's just accused his girlfriend of 5 years (!) of being a golddigger?!!

Now I think Mr Cowell is very charming man (when he wants to be!) but if he accused me of being a golddigger! I'd be out of there in a second! I mean, just how insulting does he want to be to the poor girl?!

I think Simon may have to start looking for a new girlfriend again very soon!
Oh dear me!

Robbie Williams is quitting Pop to be a "Ufologist!"

Stoke's most famous pop star Robbie Williams claims he has seen UFO's 3 times in his life. Robbie "swears" his seen the objects both in Britain and in Beverley Hills. And the singer has even gone as far as to say he's going to quit music to become a "fulltime Ufologist!" In my opinion, the sooner the better!

I can't say what it is in particular I don't like about the man! Perhaps it's his pure arrogance or the fact he basically destroyed my favourite boyband of the 90's or it might be that he simply looks like he might smell (in my opinion!) Either way I don't think it's a great loss to the British music scene!

Now to end this post with a quote from the man himself:

"People will think I'm mental, which I am!"

Enough said!

Sex: Only tenth most popular bedtime activity?!?!

Yes, you read that right! According to some survey sex is only the tenth most popular thing to do in bed! But what, I hear you ask, could come above that?! Well here's the top 10 but how accurate it is I'm not sure! :

1. Sleep
2. Talking
3. TV
4. Net Surfing
5. Reading
6. Listening to music
7. Using Phone
8. Work
9. Computer games
10. Sex

So there we have it! Apparantly we're a nation which would rather play computer games and do work in bed, than have sex!

Please can I have some feedback on this one! Surely we can't be that boring?!