Simon Cowell (AKA "The Box") : the new face of Viagra?

Oh yes! The high-waisted trouser man himself has been reportedly offered £1 million, yes that's £1 million! to be the new face of the sex drug!

And his response?

"I just said, 'Sorry, that'd be a f******* insult!'"

That'd be a thumbs down then! But Viagra isn't the only reason Mr Cowell has been in the news this week! He has revealed the reason why he still hasn't popped the question to his long suffering girlfriend of 5 years, Terri!

"The truth is that you get married and in a year or two they clean you out! It's just not going to work."

Hang on a second! Surely he's just accused his girlfriend of 5 years (!) of being a golddigger?!!

Now I think Mr Cowell is very charming man (when he wants to be!) but if he accused me of being a golddigger! I'd be out of there in a second! I mean, just how insulting does he want to be to the poor girl?!

I think Simon may have to start looking for a new girlfriend again very soon!
Oh dear me!