A new survey (God knows who by!) has revealed woman lie an average of three times a day whilst men tell a whopping great five a day! Oh dear!
Apparently your top favourite lies are; "Nothing's wrong", "I'm fine", "Nice to see you" and "I haven't got any cash on me"! So there you have it! But if you look at those lies they're all pretty harmless "white" lies.
I mean, if you see someone you don't really like but have to talk to, you can't just say "horrible to see you"! Imagine the fighting that would occur in a world without lies! If a woman asked her boyfriend if she looked nice and he honestly told her she didn't, oooh imagine it! Poor guy!
Personally I think lying is fine if it's for the right reasons! I find myself lying quite a lot just to try and keep the peace! But maybe I should try and stop. Honesty is the best policy and all that malarkey right.......?!
According to FHM the former Mrs McCartney looks set to feature quite highly in the men's magazine's famous list. The former model has apparantly been recieving thousands of votes a day in recent weeks. This is a huge jump compared with the 15 a day she was receiving before.
"With her pin-sharp power suits and model good-looks, thousands of FHM readers have realised she's about to become the world's most eligible - and richest - single woman."
These are the wise words of FHM's deputy editor Chris Bell. But wait,what was that he said about her becoming one of the world's richest women...?!Oh yes...of course I forgot about herbitter custody battle with Sir Paul McCartney!
If rumours are to be believed Macca's apparently put away £25 million.....yes that's £25 million(!!) of his£825 million for a cash settlement!
Not bad work for putting up with a wrinkly rocker for 4 years of marriage Miss Mills!
But Heather faces stiff competition if she wants to top the list...and thus adorn thousands of men's bedroom walls. Currently topping the list is Girls Aloud babe Cheryl Cole (or is it Tweedy?!) and last year's winner Jessica Alba.
Hmm, God I think it's going to be a tough one this year! Just check out the vid below showing Miss Mills' (very public) break down on TV.
Now which would guys find hotter; a Girls Aloud video or this?! Two words: Oh Dear!
Oh, yes! That's right! We all know that you guys like to check women out but according to new research (God knows who works these things out!) you waste one year of your lives doing it!
Oh dear...This is even more tragic than I'd ever imagined! Apparantly "Mr Average" checks out 11....yes, 11 girls every day for an average of 2 minutes each! I'm sorry but I don't believe this one - if a guy stared at me for a full 2 minutes I'd be seriously freaked out and I'm sure I'd notice! As it is I don't really notice guys staring at me....maybe i just don't get "checked out"! *sigh*
Anyway back to the topic...this research says guys first stare at women's boobs, then her bum and then her legs! Erm, excuse me but what about the face?! Surely guys see a girl's face, think oh she's pretty then look at the rest of her?! Maybe I'm just living in fantasy land! This adds up to 134 hour or 5 and 1/2 days a year or 350 days in a lifetime! Does anyone else agree this is just a stupid waste of time? Oh dear!
Funnily girls on the other hand check out a guy's eyes, then his bum and then smell his aftershave! I think they've hit the nail on the head on this one! Nice eyes are a must...and nice aftershave too - for some reason if a guy smells nice I think it can make them more attractive! Does anyone else agree or am I just a total weirdo?!
Comments back would be greatly appreciated on this one!
Paris Hilton has indeed won herself the title of "Woman of the year"!
But who, I hear you ask?! Who in their right mind would call the hotel heiress this? Well people take a deep breath and prepare to re-evaluate everything you've been told........!
The chaps at Harvard....! Yes that's Harvard- the American University well known for it's prestige and clever people have decided that potty Paris is the woman they've most admired for the last twelve months!!
OK I must admit it's not as crazy as it first seems...! Paris was actually granted the title by the University's humour magazine 'Harvard Lampoon'.
"Harvard is HOT!"
Paris announced as she picked up the award 10 days ago. Check out her cheesy acceptance speech (nicely re-mixed to some music may I add!) on YouTube:
But how does the "Woman of the year" go out and celebrate I hear you ask?! Ah well Miss Hilton did what she does best....Yes, she went to a bar, got deliriously drunk, sung karaoke (to her sell out 'hit' single "Stars are blind" - which if anyone can actually remember I'd love to hear from you!) and then proceeded to fall out of her top!
God, it's a hard life being "Woman of the year"!
Now for us to try and gauge exactly what crudentials make a woman the "Woman of the year" let's have a look back through the past twelve months of Paris' life!!
Oh yes....who could forget her jail sentencing in June 2007. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation for an earlier reckless driving charge. But did she serve this month and a half.......? Erm, no! Strangely she only served 22 days in the end - this included a day long home confinement! Ah...the joys of being a hotel heiress! Upon release Hilton claimed she was a 'changed woman' and promised to visit Rwanda....Erm, if anyone can remember when she actually did I'd love to hear from you!
Strangely when I tried to find the other things Miss Hilton had done in a year I drew a blank...unless you count the endless nights of partying and carrying a silly looking dog around in a bag (which i might now add she's being looked into for animal cruelty!) an accomplishment!
So to sum up this post what have we learnt? Well, if you want to be crowned "Woman of the year" by the peeps at Harvard next year you just need to party, clutch an ugly dog under your arm and do some jail time!
Ah, and who said the great Hollywood icons are dead?!
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